HI TUMBLR, WANNA HELP MAKE LIFE DECISIONS FOR YA GIRL?

Okay, so today I have my senior capstone project presentations and we’re supposed to dress nicely. I’m not sure whether or not I should go with the blazer (which I borrowed from a friend so the fitting is a lil tight across the chest but boxy around my waist) orrr the cardigan with the gold studs at the shoulders.

What do you think?

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

My little sister spilled nail polish on my dress pants. Capstone presentations are today. Actually fuck my life.

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hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Okay so I started this video thinking this was edible food, halfway through I decided it was a playdough kit, and then the soda happened and this fucked me up.

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
(via linunea)

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tripsouth:

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

Fun fact: a good friend of mine, Alex, is completely straight and has been dating the same girl for like 2 years and intends on marrying her eventually and he wears nail polish from time to time and it’s always better than mine.

Love me now when I’m gone love me none, love me none, love me none, numb, numb, numbbbb.

yOU GUYS I HAVE SO MANY PICTURES FROM WHEN I WAS 16 AND WENT THROUGH THE BIGGEST MARINA PHASE AND WOULD DRAW EYELINER HEARTS ON MY CHEEK. IT DROVE MY MOM CRAZY.

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I definitely appreciated this snapchat 😍